Over 99701

His Demotivational Poster

G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!

TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

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thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm

I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+

TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

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MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test

IRONY - It's a blast.

FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.

TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

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Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again

BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands

TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.71/5

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5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive

AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done

TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!

determination -

TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

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redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

194 Minutes -


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).

THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.

ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.

TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.

BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available

TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 1.95/5

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NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.

LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

Lugubrious -

JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.

TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


Vows -

TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

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falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.



TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)

I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always

TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm

VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!

TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.


WRITE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY ON COURAGE - ... This is Courage ...

TAGS: essay this is courage
Rating: 4.6/5

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Colin - February 17, 2014, 12:18 am
If it seems tough to complete your coursework with perfection then you can use an easy option of get it done by someone else or purchase essays online.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Funnily enough, this was actually an Oxford Examination Board Essay Question... the guy who wrote this answer topped the exam for he was the "master of presence of mind" !
TerrorAustralis - January 4, 2012, 7:44 am
5Ls for ingenuity the marking: "there is a fine line between courage and stupidity. see me after class"
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Ah... ok, I see what you mean. I'll keep that in mind for any future "courageous" posters :)
Reality Lord - January 3, 2012, 3:02 pm

i would have flipped the text and title.


TAGS: lonely walk away whispered
Rating: 4.67/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:14 pm
so much that I have to make a new whole new life in which he / she is no more ]p

BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough

TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.

THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...

TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


TAGS: irish whiskey
Rating: 4.57/5

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Aurielius - November 3, 2015, 11:29 pm
The same goes for any good single malt
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am
Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm
This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.
Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm
It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mis*****)

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang

Stuck in a rut -

TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F



TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.

03/20/2008 - The day where MySpace collapsed.

TAGS: d*** this is ugly
Rating: 2.36/5

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MPsniper - August 19, 2012, 8:57 pm
shouldnt that be: "the day *when*....not *where*?

SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...

CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones

TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


TAGS: history men achievement ***ism hammy
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles


TAGS: rub his nose in it
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:57 pm
Dayam. The old stuff was s-o-o-o-o good.


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.

CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.

TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.21/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re d*** right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude me***hore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah ra**r.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
d***, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.

WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived

TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one

BOB VILA - Making people destroy a house by convincing them they have learned how to do the same quality home improvement work after watching professionals with 25+ years experience in a 60 minute episode since 1979.

HEY JACK! - Why So Serious?

TAGS: mr cool is about to loose his
Rating: 3.89/5

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Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
The Other Poster With this pic is much better, in my opinnion at least.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 12:22 pm
That is the poster number of a poster with the same pic just shopped a bit differently. Use the search tab and plug the number in and hit go and you will see what the mexican is trying to point out.
whatukno - June 24, 2010, 11:45 am
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 9:04 am


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!



TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.78/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these ***kheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail

THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.

TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir

BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...

TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.21/5

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TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.

YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!

PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center

TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome

TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.

AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"

TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


ART - When you break it down, it's just basically a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap

HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


TAGS: politics anarchism libertarianism
Rating: 1.71/5

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Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:55 pm
While you're at it, stop s******.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:47 pm
send it to politifake

Opportunity -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!

KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil



TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


TAGS: straight to hell for this
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't expect that. I laughed so hard. I'm going tom hell, I just know it.
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
holy moly - it's holymoly!
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 1:03 pm
5, fave, share..all that…the lowered rooleth
holymoly - February 26, 2013, 11:55 am
cant.... stop... laughing....God I miss you guys
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:36 am
Older Save the Children ads used to beg for "the price of a cup of coffee - $.38 a day). Inflation hits the developing nations now as well as poverty, illiteracy and corruption. OMG!


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm


TAGS: cats miniblind whiskers
Rating: 4.58/5

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abraaz - January 4, 2012, 6:51 am
Sorry, it's hard flying around space drunk.
PCat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:59 am
YAY! you buying drinks for everyone now?
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Yay my avatar is finally working, :D
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:24 pm
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:34 pm

and they wonder why i smoke. its so i don't kill them :)
Feasibly - December 20, 2011, 10:09 pm
Thx...Nothing like kids and parents keeping each others blood pressure up. ;)
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:55 pm

printed and posted on the fridge for my teenage kids to learn from. need i say.....5!

Countdown To Zero -

TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!